https://jehapedia.org/tags/%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AC%D9%87%D9%84/Recent content in الجهل on جِحَابيدياHugoarSat, 04 Apr 2026 11:11:00 +0000https://jehapedia.org/stories/why-jeha-carried-his-door-to-the-market/Sat, 04 Apr 2026 11:11:00 +0000https://jehapedia.org/stories/why-jeha-carried-his-door-to-the-market/<p>خَرَجَ جُحَا مِنْ بَيْتِهِ ذَاتَ صَبَاحٍ فَنَادَتْهُ زَوْجَتُهُ:</p> <p>— خُذْ بَالَكَ مِنَ الْبَابِ!</p> <p>فَخَلَعَ جُحَا الْبَابَ مِنْ مَوْضِعِهِ وَحَمَلَهُ عَلَى ظَهْرِهِ وَمَضَى إِلَى السُّوقِ.</p> <p>فِي الطَّرِيقِ رَآهُ أَحَدُ الْمَارَّةِ وَقَالَ بِدَهْشَةٍ:</p> <p>— مَا هَذَا يَا جُحَا؟ لِمَاذَا تَحْمِلُ بَابَكَ؟</p> <p>— زَوْجَتِي أَمَرَتْنِي أَنْ آخُذَ بَالِي مِنْهُ!</p> <p>وَلَمَّا عَادَ فِي الْمَسَاءِ وَالْبَابُ عَلَى ظَهْرِهِ، وَجَدَ الْبَيْتَ قَدْ سُرِقَ عَنْ آخِرِهِ. صَرَخَتْ زَوْجَتُهُ:</p> <p>— سُرِقْنَا يَا جُحَا!</p> <p>فَوَضَعَ جُحَا الْبَابَ أَرْضًا وَقَالَ:</p>https://jehapedia.org/stories/the-two-bottles/Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:30:00 +0000https://jehapedia.org/stories/the-two-bottles/<p>سَأَلَ رَجُلٌ جُحَا ذَاتَ يَوْمٍ:</p> <p>— يَا جُحَا، لِمَاذَا تَضَعُ كُلَّ لَيْلَةٍ قَارُورَةَ مَاءٍ مَمْلُوءَةً وَقَارُورَةً فَارِغَةً إِلَى جَانِبِ سَرِيرِكَ؟</p> <p>فَأَجَابَ جُحَا بِكُلِّ هُدُوءٍ:</p> <p>— حَتَّى إِذَا اسْتَيْقَظْتُ فِي اللَّيْلِ عَطْشَانًا شَرِبْتُ مِنَ الْمَمْلُوءَةِ، وَإِذَا اسْتَيْقَظْتُ غَيْرَ عَطْشَانٍ شَرِبْتُ مِنَ الْفَارِغَةِ!</p> <div class="translation-section"><button class="translation-toggle" onclick="toggleTranslation(this)" aria-expanded="false"><span class="toggle-diamond">◈</span><span class="toggle-text">Show English Translation</span><span class="toggle-diamond">◈</span></button> <div class="translation-content" dir="ltr" lang="en" aria-hidden="true"> <div class="translation-inner"> <p>One day, a man asked Jeha:</p> <p>&ldquo;Jeha, why do you place a full bottle of water and an empty bottle next to your bed every night?&rdquo;</p>https://jehapedia.org/stories/becoming-cultured/Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:28:00 +0000https://jehapedia.org/stories/becoming-cultured/<p>كَانَ جُحَا يَزُورُ مُتْحَفًا يَوْمًا مَعَ زَوْجَتِهِ وَابْنِهِ فَقَالَ لَهُ ابْنُهُ:</p> <p>— لِمَنْ هَذَا التِّمْثَالُ يَا أَبِي؟</p> <p>رَدَّ عَلَيْهِ جُحَا:</p> <p>— لَا أَعْرِفُ يَا بُنَيَّ.</p> <p>— وَهَذِهِ اللَّوْحَةُ؟</p> <p>أَجَابَ جُحَا مِنْ جَدِيدٍ:</p> <p>— لَا أَعْرِفُ.</p> <p>وَصَلُوا عِنْدَ قِطْعَةٍ نَقْدِيَّةٍ قَدِيمَةٍ مِنَ الذَّهَبِ فَقَالَ الِابْنُ:</p> <p>— كَمْ عُمْرُ هَذِهِ الْقِطْعَةِ يَا أَبِي؟</p> <p>— لَا أَعْرِفُ يَا بُنَيَّ!</p> <p>تَدَخَّلَتِ الْأُمُّ وَقَالَتْ:</p> <p>— كُفَّ عَنْ إِزْعَاجِ أَبِيكَ بِهَذِهِ الْأَسْئِلَةِ.</p> <p>فَرَدَّ عَلَيْهَا جُحَا:</p> <p>— اتْرُكِيهِ يَسْأَلُ لِيَتَثَقَّفَ!</p>https://jehapedia.org/stories/the-moon-or-the-sun/Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:08:00 +0000https://jehapedia.org/stories/the-moon-or-the-sun/<p>سُئِلَ جُحَا يَوْمًا:</p> <p>— أَيُّهُمَا أَكْثَرُ إِفَادَةً: الْقَمَرُ أَمِ الشَّمْسُ؟</p> <p>أَجَابَ جُحَا بِدُونِ تَرَدُّدٍ:</p> <p>— الْقَمَرُ طَبْعًا!</p> <p>— وَلِمَاذَا؟</p> <p>— لِأَنَّهُ يَظْهَرُ لَيْلًا حِينَمَا نَكُونُ بِحَاجَةٍ أَكْثَرَ إِلَى النُّورِ!</p> <div class="translation-section"><button class="translation-toggle" onclick="toggleTranslation(this)" aria-expanded="false"><span class="toggle-diamond">◈</span><span class="toggle-text">Show English Translation</span><span class="toggle-diamond">◈</span></button> <div class="translation-content" dir="ltr" lang="en" aria-hidden="true"> <div class="translation-inner"> <p>Jeha was asked one day: &ldquo;Which is more useful: the moon or the sun?&rdquo;</p> <p>Jeha answered without hesitation: &ldquo;The moon, of course!&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;And why is that?&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;Because it appears at night, when we are most in need of light!&rdquo;</p>https://jehapedia.org/stories/for-throwing/Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:05:00 +0000https://jehapedia.org/stories/for-throwing/<p>فِي يَوْمٍ مُشْمِسٍ، بَيْنَمَا كَانَ جُحَا يَمْشِي فِي الشَّارِعِ، رَأَى شَيْئًا يَلْمَعُ فِي الْأَرْضِ. فَأَخَذَهُ وَبَدَأَ يَتَفَحَّصُهُ، فَإِذَا بِهِ مِرْآةٌ مَعْدِنِيَّةٌ وَلَمْ يَكُنْ جُحَا قَدْ رَأَى مِنْ قَبْلُ شَيْئًا مِنْ هَذَا الْقَبِيلِ قَطُّ! فَأَخَذَ يُقَلِّبُهُ فِي كُلِّ الاتِّجَاهَاتِ فَشَاهَدَ انْعِكَاسَ صُورَةِ وَجْهِهِ.</p> <p>فَقَالَ:</p> <p>— يَا لَهَا مِنْ صُورَةٍ بَشِعَةٍ الْصَقَتْ عَلَى هَذَا الشَّيْءِ، فَهِمْتُ الآنَ لِمَاذَا رُمِيَ!</p> <p>ثُمَّ رَمَاهُ مِنْ جَدِيدٍ بَعِيدًا.</p> <div class="translation-section"><button class="translation-toggle" onclick="toggleTranslation(this)" aria-expanded="false"><span class="toggle-diamond">◈</span><span class="toggle-text">Show English Translation</span><span class="toggle-diamond">◈</span></button> <div class="translation-content" dir="ltr" lang="en" aria-hidden="true"> <div class="translation-inner"> <p>On a sunny day, while Jeha was walking down the street, he saw something glinting on the ground. He picked it up and began to examine it — it was a metal mirror, and Jeha had never in his life seen such a thing before! He turned it over in every direction until he caught the reflection of his own face.</p>https://jehapedia.org/stories/the-bird/Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:01:00 +0000https://jehapedia.org/stories/the-bird/<p>فَتَحَ جُحَا نَافِذَتَهُ ذَاتَ صَبَاحٍ فَوَجَدَ صَقْرًا جَاثِمًا فَوْقَ الحَافَّةِ يَظْهَرُ عَلَيْهِ تَعَبٌ شَدِيدٌ وَلَمْ يَكُنْ جُحَا قَدْ رَأَى صَقْرًا أَبَدًا فِي حَيَاتِهِ.</p> <p>فَنَظَرَ إِلَى الصَّقْرِ وَتَمْتَمَ:</p> <p>— كَيْفَ أُهْمِلْتَ وَتُرِكْتَ فِي مِثْلِ هَذِهِ الحَالَةِ؟</p> <p>ثُمَّ أَسْرَعَ وَأَخَذَ مِقَصًّا، فَقَلَّمَ مَخَالِبَهُ، وَعَدَّلَ مِنْقَارَهُ وَسَوَّى رِيشَهُ ثُمَّ أَمْعَنَ النَّظَرَ إِلَيْهِ وَقَالَ بِافْتِخَارٍ:</p> <p>— هَا أَنْتَ قَدْ أَصْبَحْتَ الآنَ طَيْرًا حَقِيقِيًّا!</p> <div class="translation-section"><button class="translation-toggle" onclick="toggleTranslation(this)" aria-expanded="false"><span class="toggle-diamond">◈</span><span class="toggle-text">Show English Translation</span><span class="toggle-diamond">◈</span></button> <div class="translation-content" dir="ltr" lang="en" aria-hidden="true"> <div class="translation-inner"> <p>One morning, Jeha opened his window and found a falcon perched on the ledge with a look of great exhaustion. Jeha, who had never seen a falcon before in his life, muttered: &ldquo;how were you neglected and left in such a state?&rdquo;</p>